Best spam ever.
16 August 2011
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Nicely said, spammer.
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I mean William Phucking Blake!
I wish spammers had to illustrate their mail, unicorn. I’d like to see me some Book of Job meets Spam plates.
What? No penis enhancing offers?
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Is it just me, or do you have to be on some penis-enhancing drugs to understand this? maybe I just need to be “at the base have access to a numerous ideas the following well.”
I agree. They need to send a picture for us dimwits like me…
Thanks for the giggle, Nap…
@Kitch I never get penis enhancing offers. Must be the complete lack of penis references on my blog? Or a good spam filter from wordpress that catches all the dick talk? Don’t know.
Where do they find these spammers? And how much do they pay? Because I could use a few extra bucks.
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