Posts Tagged as ‘Don’t get me started (uh-oh, you just did)’

10 November 2008

It’s not one of those days

You know how some days you see a cold, dirty, sad homeless guy and you want to run to the ATM and withdraw what little you have left to hand over with a kiss?
You know how some days you look at the guy in the hospital cafeteria who is getting his toast out of the [...]

20 August 2008

Rantlets: little rants of the day (iii)

Greetings, people within a few zip codes who are hoping to buy a house: I have a proposition for you. Buy my damned house. I’m tired of cleaning it, I’m tired of having bastards who aren’t you traipse through it, I’m tired of explaining to my son why we’re still here while Daddy is in [...]

19 August 2008

Rantlets: little rants of the day (ii) (the animal edition)

Um, ’scuse me, creators of children’s characters? Would you please have some basic decency and stop selling your characters’ likeness to companies that make nutritionally despicable foods? You know kids like your little animated or puppety monster whatsit thingie. You know kids should eat food that occurs in nature. Do you read the ingredients on [...]